Mama2x paano ako ginawa?

Anak: mama, ano po ba ang sex?

Mama: Naku anak! saan mo ba narinig yan? Inday! Inday! Ano ba itong ipinapanood ninyo sa TV, huh?! diba sabi ko sayo cartoon network lang! Inday! Nakikinig ka ba?!

Anak: eh, ano nga po ang sex mama?

Mama: Haay naku anak! late na ako sa trabaho at huwag mo nang iisipin yan ha? masama yan! (sabay alis papuntang opisina...)


Anak: YAYA, ano nga po ba ang sex?

Inday: ay hijo, ang sex kung sa bisaya ay................ blah... blah...


(gud luck!)

Naranasan mo na bang?

Naranasan mo na bang.....


mainip sa kakahintay ng iyong autoload o e-load?

magising ng alas otso para sa klase mong alas siyete?

maubusan ng pera isang araw bago ang inyong beach outing?

magdala ng gatorade at matanong ng "painom?"

mangapa sa dilim at biglang maisip na, "pucha! may ilaw nga pala kami!"?

malabasan ng tubig sa ilong nang dahil sa kakatawa?

maipit ng panty mo ang palda mo sa likod?

umorder ng kadami-dami at magsisi sa huli?

bumili ng peke at magsisi?

umorder ng large fries, double burger at DIET coke?

tumawa ng malakas sa library?

mahilo sa MRT?

makalimutang ang iyong pitaka kasama nang inyong deyt?

bumasa ng librong makapal at walang maintindihan?

bumasa ng librong 20 pages at wala paring maintindihan?

matahimik sa harap ng isang dayuhan?

magsisi at bakit hindi mo sineryoso ang iyong Spanish class?

magdala ng kodigo sa mahaba niyong exam?

magsinungaling at mahuli?

at higit sa lahat......

naranasan mo na bang magtanong kahit na alam mo na ang sagot?

after years and years...

As much as I try myself from not over doing the excitements of the newly graduates, I can't help but scribble a little bit. Life certainly has its wonders. Yesterday you were still cramming for your long major exam, and before you knew it, you are already standing, taking oath and shifting your tassel to the left corner of your cap. What's next? you should ask. Now I know why school is sometimes better, and safer if I may say. When you were still in the four corners of your alma mater, at least you'd know what to do tomorrow - wake up early, eat breakfast, go to school. But, when all of those have come to an end, you suddenly realize that for the first time in your life, you do not know what to do next. You suddenly fear the imagery of being poor. because true enough, your choices today will either make your or break you. Welcome to the real world! as how most of the professionals would say. I wonder what my first job would be like, and I wonder how would my first salary pay would feel. I want to do millions of things, if only all of those are possible and necessary. Sometimes, I would still wish that I'd be in school tomorrow. Sometimes, I wish I still have an exam to pass. But, being in college forever wasn't my eternal plan. Damn i don't wanna be a bum. Hopefully, a month or two of soul searching will do the job.